Written by Bella and Esme.
"Breaking News. The dolphins have gone extinct, except for one.
It's not a normal dolphin. It keeps nipping at us like we're something
to eat. One of the doctors said, 'it had flaming red eyes and went wild when I cut my finger!' We'll report back later
when we get
The TV switched off.
"Bella?" Edward asked, suspiciously.
"What? The dolphin hit me with it's tail. I fell over!"
"Still a regular klutz," Edward said, shaking his head. "See, I told you you wouldn't change.
Now what are we going to do
about the vampire dolphin?"
All of a sudden we could hear Emmett's booming laughter from upstairs.
"Same old Bella." Emmett laughed. Instead of blushing I knew I went white instead of scarlet.
"Now we need to be serious. Let's talk to Carlisle," Edward said.
"Carlisle!" Edward called as Carlisle came into view.
"Bella made a mistake again." Emmett chuckled.
"What did you do this time, Bella?" Carlisle asked, exasperated.
Emmett chuckled again. "Bella was trying to feed on a dolphin,
but apparently she hasn't changed much...she fell."
"Bella, Bella, Bella. Looks like we're going to have to keep an eye on you
...still." Carlisle grinned.
"This is serious Carlisle," Edward said.
"The dolphin now has red eyes and is nipping at people."
Again, Emmett started to laugh hysterically.
"Oh." Carlisle frowned.
I was too embarrassed to say anything.